CupidoCam: The Long and the Short of it
I had a friend once that was obsessed with the size of his man-meat. He
would worry over it from the time he woke up and took a shower till the
time he put it to bed at night. He tried everything from creams to pills
to pumps. Nothing I said would get it through his head that taking a
pill is not gonna make his pecker grow. He wouldn’t wear briefs or
Speedos even though he certainly had the body for it, because they
revealed the shape and size of his baby package to everyone. He wouldn’t
go swimming because wet swim trunks cling to one's meat baton. It was no
consolation to him at all that flaccid dick size has no relation to
erect boner size. In some dudes their penis hardly changes between
flaccid and blood engorged states. So while they may have long limp
dicks they don't grow very much when they get hard-ons, but they have
the wonderful advantage of looking big when they're just walking around
the grocery store nude. Some guys have little teeny dickies but obtain a
much larger boner. Unfortunately, It was at rest penis size that
bothered my friend the most.
If you want to see some really nice examples of dicks, surf on over to
CupidoCam.
This has got to be one of my favorite sites. For one thing, CupidoCams
is very gay specific. You don’t have to wade through tons of women’s
categories to get to the meat. As soon as you log on, they are there
waiting for you, in seven different categories. At CupidoCam it’s
obvious these guys know how to promote their individual men. Each
thumbnail window will tell you the guys handle, his age, where he is
from, how much he charges and his (drum roll please) DICK SIZE! These
range from M for medium – XXL.
I could not tell a lot of difference between them as they all looked
about the same to me. Maybe that’s where actually seeing them in action
cums in. So I did. Let me tell you now. The XXL guys know what they are
talking about. There are some genuine, two-fisted, “takes two hands to
handle a whopper” fuckers in here!! You also get access to their regular
and X-rated photo galleries and my favorite the profiles. This way you
can find out which of your boys are into fisting or available for live
dates. All of this is free for just registering. The one draw back is
you do not get to video chat for free. All you get is text chat like at
ImLive. Damn. This is such a good site why would they limit themselves?
This is why, even though CupidoCam has a great site layout, the sites
like Flirt4Free,
LiveJasmine and
CamBoysLive are going to continue to
grow in popularity. People want to see what they’re getting for their
dime.
Well, there wasn’t a lot I could do for my friend. That he would allow.
Straight bastard. But, it did get me to thinking about what all goes
into figuring out a dude’s dick size. Let’s face it; never trust a man
when he tells you how big of a piece he has. Men lie. Subtract one
quarter to one half inch from any guy's statement of how big his cock
is. Not all dicks are perfectly, even numbers in length, and who's going
to round down to a lower number? Calling mine nine inches is, ahem, just
an example.
Weather has a lot to do with dick size also. When it is cold my
equipment tends to resemble a Vienna sausage and two grapes. When it is
hot out, they become an oak tree branch suspending two pomegranates.
It is also very difficult for a man to size up his own rod by merely
looking down at himself. It always appears shorter by an inch or so.
This is an optical illusion caused by the angle call foreshortening. So
if two men were standing across from each other and they both had the
exact same dick size. Each would “see” the other guy as having a longer
pud.
Look at it this way, all guys are different and there are guys out there
who like small penises and size queens who would pound a two by four up
their ass if they could get away with it. But, big dicks have not always
been the size of choice. In ancient times for example a large penis was
thought ridiculous and laughed at. Look in any museum and check out the
pieces on the male statues.
I guess I’m glad I didn’t live in Ancient Greece.
I would have been laughed out of town.
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