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I was sitting on my front
porch the other day enjoying the aroma of the honeysuckles with the sun
on my face and a gentle breeze coming off the hills from the east. Just
as I was about to pop the top off a cold one, I looked up and there was
the neighbor’s dog. At least this is what I presume this animal was
supposed to be. It’s a little weasel looking thing with patches of hair
missing from various parts of his body. He looks like something that got
run over and spat out by a riding mower. Anyway he stared at me, smiled
and shit about three quarters of his body weight all over my lawn. I
couldn’t believe it! Like I wanted to sit there and smell dog crap for
the rest of the day.
I picked up an empty beer
can, (Nothing angers me enough to actually destroy real beer.) and
chucked it at his sorry ass. He did one of those little dances, you know
the kind, where he pretends to run but really just stands there lookin
at ya. That really made me mad. So I go inside to get my gun. Now don’t
get your boxer briefs in a wad, it’s not a real gun, it’s one of those
super-soaker things that holds like eighteen gallons of water. When I
came back outside, I expected the cute little fella to be gone, but the
son of a bitch was still standing there wagging his punk ass tail and
thinking shit like ‘Yeah I just shat all over your lawn. Whatcha gonna
do about it?’ I lowered that soaker. Took aim. And popped him right in
the doggy face with about six gallons of water. Heh-heh-heh. I bet
that’s one dog that won’t shit in my yard again.
I’m not a dog hater; I’m
just a cat person. I don’t have time for a dog. I don’t want to walk
one, I don’t want dog slobber all over me and I don’t want to have to
scream “SHUT THE FUCK UP” at three o’clock in the morning.
Cats are gentle, quiet, low
maintenance. You need to go out of town? Put out a big bowl of water, a
big bowl of food and a sign that says ‘pace yourself’. You’re good to
go. Besides, when was the last time you heard of some kid getting his
hand bitten off by an American Domestic Shorthair?
Since I didn’t want to sit
outside smelling eau d’digested Alpo, I went inside and pulled up
CamBoysLive. Even though CamBoysLive was one of the first web cam sites
that provided free video chat, it tends to be one of the smaller sites I
have visited recently. There are usually only about one or two guys on
at a time that are available for free chat. Everyone else you have to
pay to see or chat with.
The video quality, like
iFriends and Flirt for Free is really good here. There is one guy on
here that you can also see sometimes over at LiveJasmine. He’s a good
lookin stud who goes by the handle: Nineinchdick. Be sure to check him
out! ‘Cause buddy, I am talking a meat-wand from hell! No wonder he gets
Like PrivateFeeds, you buy
credits then choose which little hottie you want to visit. Rates run
about $1.99 p/m. When I was in there today the hosts didn’t talk a whole
lot, but to their defense they were slammed with people eating up free
chat time and not dropping’ a dime.
All in all CamboyzLive is a
nice site and worth paying a visit to. And they have Bios! As most of
you know, this is one of my favorite things to look at. Well, outside of
dick of course. I mean, come on.
I was at another site this
morning, which will go nameless due to the fact that the guys over there
were obviously ripped right off the street of ass-ugly town. They didn’t
have bios but to give you a glimpse, I wrote one for one of their star
Berne was taken off the
streets of Reykjavik, Iceland Berne enjoys keeping busy by impersonating
nuns and using his face to sand rust off cars. His hairline is in the
ever so popular “receded” style. When not on camera, Berne enjoys
visiting drug rehab facilities or working in a college anatomy class as
a human cadaver. He has donated his pubic hair to science.
Now aren’t you glad you
didn’t accidentally stumble across that site?
Trust me, I won’t steer you
Or shit on your lawn.
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